I feel I need to start by stating—I am not an idiot. I’m just...I’m not. I may do stupid things, throw out jokes that don’t land, antagonize train riders who stand idle, blocking open doors—but I’m not an idiot. This is why the last few weeks have truly baffled me. I guess I should’ve known better. I should have seen the signs, should have felt my desperation bubbling to the surface...but I didn’t. I didn’t even think anything was off until I googled the time difference betwe